The Food Blues - The Corries
(That sends me back)
I was sitting in a motorway restaurant
When a waiter came up and said: “What do you want?”
I looked at the menu, it looked so nice
Till he said: “Let me give you some advice.”
“
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and ’taters they got too much starch,
Pork chop and gravy are bad for your heart,
There’s hormones in
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and
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and veal,
Ravioli is a dead man’s meal.
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’s got preservatives, nitrate’s in
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Artificial colouring’s in jellies and jam.
Stay away from doughnuts, run away from
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,
Pepperoni
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is a sure way to die.
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rots your teeth and makes you put on weight.
Artificial sweeteners (have) got cyclamates.
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(have) got cholesterol, there’s fat in
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ruins your kidneys so does
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’s got mercury, red meat is poison.
Salt’s going to send your blood pressure rising.
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and salami (have) got deadly red dyes.
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MDE2
and
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are sprayed with pesticides.”
I said: “What can I eat that’s going to make me last?”
He said: “A small drink of water in a tiny wee glass.”
Then he stopped and he thought for a minute.
“Never mind the
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, there’s carcinogenics in it.”
I got up from the table. Walked out into the street
Realising there was nothing I could eat.
Ain’t eaten for a month but I’m feeling fine.
’Cause he did not mention
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whiskey and red, red
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